Friday, May 27, 2011

CEO Taking Care of Business

Jon Pastor, CEO and man of many talents for Rent Jungle, today unveiled his new and innovative technique to improve workplace sanitation and sanity. Wielding his mechanical broom like a broadsword, his sweeping initiatives are gaining popularity amongst those tired of forgotten paper-clips and lost dimes. 

Spring cleaning like the dapper gentleman of yesteryear, Jon has won the hearts and minds of his underlings and minions with his vacuuming expertise. His approval rating jumped five points this week, making it likely that his incumbency will stay strong over the coming economic storm. Although critics claim his talents are wasted on these acts of public decency, most seem to agree with his 'hands on' attitude and high spirits. 

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